SBMAD: Somebody buy me a drink
HNBB: Help! Need bathroom break!
ITID: I think I'm drunk
IBS: I've been stiffed
TCHASSP: That creep has a serious staring problem
86TAJ: 86 that ass jacket
OMGLWJSD: Oh my God look who just sat down
TGWMNYON: That guy wants my number yes or no
ITIFILP: I think I'm falling in love. Purrrrrr.
WAWGAT: Where are we going after this
MFH: My feet hurt
IHTJIT: I've hit the jackpot in tips
LDS: Let's do shots
ILMJ: I love my job