Thanks @NotJune for the heads up on this graffiti shaker. I will be buying it for:
1. my cousin as an April Fool's gift
2. any police officer friends I make in the future
3. my mom who is a painter and wouldn't get it but I would so it would be worth it
4. my third grade teacher when I find her one day because she hated me and this would send her to an early grave
5. myself because there may sometimes be a fine line between junk and creativity but not humor. If I can have a laugh and a drink at the same time then I'm golden.
Posted by Jordan Catapano